A Powderette Christmas Rescue - Part 1

Title Card Music: Instrumental “Jingle Bells”

*the scene opens up on a lens flare, zooming out to show the sun through a window in a classroom; Jenny looks up at the sun, covering her eyes*

Jenny: Augh…the sun, it’s just so bright-

*the teacher barges in screaming*

Teacher (M): You! Shut up! Anyway, class, I’m very disappointed in you all! Because for yesterday’s homework, all of you got Fs! You all SUCKED at your homework, and I will not tolerate that kind of crap in my class!

Boy 1: Oh, yeah? Well, your mom’s crap, and smells like it, too!

*a chair is thrown at boy 1, knocking him out*

Teacher (M): Oh, wow, what an idiot. Anyway, because I am a generous person, *cough* No, I’m not *cough* I’m gonna give you an extra credit opportunity to the first person who can tell me the true meaning of Christmas! Let’s start with Kevin first! Kevin?

Kevin: Is it about…rekting people in Home of Heroes?

Teacher (M): Wow, you need to brush up on your facts, because that sucked!

Boy 2: Is it about Spells: The Collecting?

Teacher (M): No! *looks at boy 1* Okay, we’ll just skip him.

Boy 3: Is it about The Vertices?

Teacher (M): Well, that was a crappy answer!

*Boy 3 covers up his face and stutters in embarrassment*

Bug Boy: Is it about bugs?

Teacher (M): Probably not!

Jenny: Uh, is it about commercialism and excessive consumerism?

Teacher (M): Well, at least it SHOULDN’T be!

Jenny: Dangit! *pounds her fist on the desk*

Teacher (M): You all are a big bunch of idiots! How can none of you know the true meaning of Christmas? Lily, I hope you know!

Lily: Hmmm…let’s see…Oh! I know! It’s about giving to others and the birth of a very special someone! Because several hundreds of years ago, a woman who was…

*fade to an elementary school class with a nicer female teacher, where Monique and Amanda are*

Teacher (F): Okay, kids! Christmas is almost here, so as a reward, you won’t have to do any classwork today! Instead, we’re gonna put on a fun movie: Gangsta Killaz 3!

Monique: *softly, to Amanda* Uh, are you sure we’re supposed to be watching a movie like this?

Amanda: Monique, it’s the board of education. They’ll show us anything.

*the female teacher puts the movie in, and it begins*

Gangsta 1: Yo.

Gangsta 2: Sup.

Gangsta 1: You kill that guy?

Gangsta 2: Yea.

Monique: I’m not even sure this is Christmas related…

Amanda: Just roll with it.

*fade back to Lily, finishing her story*

Lily: …and it’s because of his birth that we give gifts, in honor of the greatest gift of all.

Teacher (M): THAT IS CORRECT, LILY! Now, for that, she gets full credit on her previous assignment! However, it won’t stop the assignment that you all will have on Christmas break, so what it is is *the bell rings* Wait, don’t go! I haven’t given the assignment yet!

*everyone in the class leaves except the teacher, even unconscious Boy 1*

Teacher (M): Ah, I seriously need to get back to torturing kids.

*cut to outside the school, where Jenny and Lily are outside, waiting on Monique and Amanda, who just arrive*

Jenny: Aaah, it feels great to be off for Christmas! Don’t you all agree?

Amanda: Well, since it’s the holidays, it’s hard to not feel a little excited.

Lily: Uhh…you wouldn’t say that if you knew what will happen this year…

Jenny: Huh? What do you mean?

Lily: We’ll talk about it when we get home.

Monique: Well, you wanna know what I think? *suddenly screaming* LET IT SNOW ALREADY! JEEZ! I MEAN, IT HASN’T SNOWED IN THIS STATE IN OVER 100 YEARS! IT MAKES ME SO MAD, I FEEL LIKE HURTING SOMEONE-

*Teacher (M) walks out, and in Monique’s rampage, he gets hit*

Teacher (M): Ugh! You! I’m gonna kill you for-

*Jenny back-kicks the teacher, supposedly killing him?*

Jenny: Ummm…everybody run.

*all four girls run fast and scream*