You wanted it, so here it is! Pit, Palutena, Viridi, and possibly a surprise guest or two give their two hearts on my selection of Miis that serve as fighters in my copy of Super Smash Bros. for Wii U!
Bubbles Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)
Whoa...what's this little girl doing here?
Oh! That's Bubbles of the Powerpuff Girls!
The Powerpuff Girls are three little girls with superpowers that were created in a lab accident by Professor Utonium.
Bubbles usually is the sweetest of the three. But anger her too much, and she'll go hardcore.
Come to think...it reminds me of someone I know...
Oh, please! I'm nothing like that science experiment!
Besides, she probably doesn't enjoy going barefoot as much as I do!
Actually, from what I hear, she does. AND she loves and can communicate with all nature.
Huh. Guess we're more alike than we thought...Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes) Wow, look at that sword! It's glowing so bright! Watch out, Pit! That's Travis Touchdown! He's out to kill you! Kill me? Oh, no! Why would he do that? Travis is the number one ranked assassin in the world. And since he had to reach it twice, his skills are legendary. Well, I'm not afraid! I'll do anything I can to take him down! But...just in case he DOES kill me, you'll bring me back to life, right? Of course I will! You're the strongest of my army, and I'd never let you die in Smash! However, that isn't a guarantee that he won't try to kill you again. And again. And again. What? Why would you do that?!? Death hasn't stopped you before, so don't let it this time. I know you can do it.Curly Brace (Cave Story) Whoa! A machine-gun-robot girl! Yep, that's Curly Brace! She's been protecting the Mimiga for as long as she can remember... ...which isn't very long at all, since she lost her memory from before then.If you don't know, Mimiga are cute little creatures that look like a rabbit and dog hybrid. She's powerful, pretty, and babysits a ton of adorable critters? She's perfect for me! Why yes, she works very hard to protect them alongside a traveling buddy who's lost HIS memory. What? She's already taken?!? That's it! If I can't have her, no one can! Pit...you're kinda scaring me... Black Dynamite Your current opponent is Black Dynamite. Huh. This guy looks pretty normal. Normal is actually the LAST word I'd use to describe him. He may just be human, but he has beyond average power. He has actually done many things thought to be impossible. But his biggest weapon is the element of surprise. What's this element of surprise? Well, have you ever had a time when you were minding your own business, and then out of the blue, you were attacked by a boomerang? Oh, yeah, totally! In fact, I was hit by one just a few minutes ago! That was him. He threw it far in advance. And it's guaranteed to always hit its target. No way...that's crazy! Well, I guess I'll just have to try to stay two steps ahead!
Abraham Lincoln (Real Life)
Pit, you know who that is, do you?
Of course! That's Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States!
I didn't know you studied American History, Pit!
Heck no! I only know that he's the leader of the Strike Team Eliminating the Alien Menace! Codename: S.T.E.A.M.!
Hmmm...that is true...where did you hear of this anyway?
Oh, Ike told me! He, Marth, Robin, and Lucina are all gonna help out!
Leaving me in the dust again...
Oh? You weren't invited, Chrom?
I wasn't. I mean, I'm fine with being left out of Smash Bros. now...
But this? Now people act like I don't even exist anymore!
I truly am a worthless fool... *sob*
Oh, gee...I had no idea. I'm so sorry. Lady Palutena, should I cheer him up?
Please don't. It's funny.
You know, sometimes I REALLY question your morality...Levi Ackerman (Attack on Titan) Wow! Look at that amazing swordplay! Yes, that amazing skill can only be Levi Ackerman. He's the strongest human where he comes from. What world does he come from, exactly? He comes from a world where humanity is driven to near extinction thanks to Titans. After seeing many of his friends die to them, Levi has become hardened for warfare. Ummm...what are Titans? Titans are giant humanoid monsters that only exist for obliterating humankind. They completely ignore everything else and devour only people. Wait a sec...giant beasts that kill humans and ignore everything else? They're perfect for my army! What? Viridi, you can't be serious! Oh, I am! These Titans are literally the greatest things nature has ever bestowed on the universe! Besides, humanity as a whole is beyond redemption. Is it seriously wrong for me to root for the Titans? YES!!! Oh, is that so? Tell you what, Pit, if we EVER become enemies again, I'll make sure to enlist some Titans to destroy you! Oh, great...Palutena? A little reassurance? Just don't worry about Viridi. She wouldn't do that. Just focus on Levi for now.
Kenny Ackerman (Attack on Titan)
Whoa...this guy looks like he belongs in the Wild West!
That's Kenny Ackerman. He works for the corrupt Military Police.
Ackerman, huh? So, what's his relationship with Levi?
Unfortunately, no one knows for sure. In fact, so little is known about him, he's basically a spoiler.
Oh, please! Spoilers are only the fault of those who didn't bother reading up on the original source material!
True, if a book, movie, or video game just came out, it would be rude...
...but years later, EVERYONE should know by now that the Masked Man is Lucas' brother, Claus!
And that Fiora never truly died.
And that Sheik is Princess Zelda!
And don't forget about ME!!!
What's wrong, Pitty-pat? I'm the biggest spoiler of all!
Well, not quite. A lot of people do know of your existence.
Oh, poo. There goes my fun.
How did you even come BACK, anyway?
I said I'd figure something out, didn't I?
Anyway, I'll just leave you all to your "Smashing" good time. Hades out!
Snoop Dogg (Real Life)
Nanananana! It's the one and only D-O-doubleG!
You know, Pit, you're right! That IS Snoop Dogg!
But what is he doing HERE of all places?
Once again, Pit, you should never underestimate an opponent because he's human. He was in a gang in his teenage years, and has been to a wrestling match, so he's very skilled in combat.
I guess I gotta be careful with my items, then. If I throw them at him, he'll instantly know to drop 'em like it's hot!
Is that seriously the only joke you're gonna do? Say the names of his songs?
You need to be more creative than that for humor, Pit.
Right. Hmm...let's see...
Oh, I know! Since this is a Nintendo game, Snoop Dogg likes to Smoke Wiid Everyday!
You're not even trying. Forget I said anything.
Aww! I thought it was genius...
Rocket Racoon (Guardians of the Galaxy)
Awww, it's a cute little raccoon
Pit, how stupid ARE you? That's clearly NOT a raccoon!
Now I know you're full of it. That's totally a raccoon.
If you must know the truth, Rocket is actually an alien species that only LOOKS like a raccoon.
Well, that sure makes sense.
He used to be normal, but constant experimentation destroyed his psyche, and look where he is now.
Yeah, I know! Is there anything he has that isn't a gun?
Just don't let it get to you, Pit. You have your own infinite arsenal, too!
Alright! It's time for a true test of arsenal!
Scott Pilgrim (Scott Pilgrim vs the World)
Haha! Look at this guy! He's a total wimp!
Cool it, Pit. That's Scott Pilgrim, and he's much stronger than you think.
Care to explain how strong he is?
Scott Pilgrim may look like a geeky nerd, but that's only because he is. However, once he started dating, he took it upon himself to fight his love's seven evil exes.
Seven evil exes? That girl must really get around.
However, you could be just as strong as he is! Just find a girl and defeat her evil exes!
Yeah, if I could actually GET a girlfriend! Where can I even find a girl like me?
That's an easy question: you can't. So I guess you're just a weakling, like always.
Ouch. That's one I haven't heard in 28 years...
Korra (The Last Airbender)
Check out this girl! She has control over all the elements!
Oh, that's Korra! She's the current Avatar.
I thought Robin was the Avatar.
No, no, this is a different Avatar. This Avatar is the holy spirit Raava, which reincarnates constantly.
Raava is currently living as the Water Tribe-born Korra. With the spirit inside her, she can bend water, earth, fire, and air.
Wow, just look at her! Bending all four elements to her will. And I can only bend one.
Oh, you're a bender? What can you do, Pit?
Well, rumor has it that I'm a professional airbender! Just look at me fly around!
Rumor also has it that you're misguided and deluded yourself into thinking that you can actually fly.
Drat! She knows my secret! Well, I guess I better one-up the Avatar and prove my worth!
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